Tonight is the season premiere of American Idol, tomorrow is my birthday, and the kid and spouse have purchased a gift for me that I have NO idea what it is. Also, I purchased myself a gift that involves round trip airfare to L.A. to see my girl, B, and five glorious days of debauchery in the big city.

that's going to be the title of the first p0rn book i write. Debauchery in the Big City.

Wish me a happy one!!